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Paper Shredder Reviews: Twilight Sucks
This is the pilot for my new review series, ‘Paper Shredder: Literature Reviews for Gamers’. In it I’ll review contemporary and classical literature, or just over-hyped books that need to be shredded.
Today’s review covers ‘Twilight’.
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A quick shout out to Twilight Sucks.com who were very supportive in helping me make this review! Keep on rockin’!
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Duration : 0:9:29
Finally! The truth …
Finally! The truth is revealed! Now, if Steph improved her writing skills after more experience and what not, and then rewrote the Twilight series with your advice, then it would make for a good series that even guys would want to read.
You were filming in …
You were filming in Halo… why did you not take advantage of this and blow up something Twilight related???
5/10
the movie is …
5/10
the movie is like a lifetime movie with vampires
it’s for women
Glorious!!!
Glorious!!!
<333
<333
I could take a …
I could take a on a piece of paper and still create a better work of literature than this pathetic piece of wasted trees that you Twitards call a book. Any person with a brain could see that. Obviously by your spelling you don’t have one, stupid people shouldn’t type. Go read a dictionary!
I love you too, …
I love you too, LAHE11RAISER
LAHE11RAISER
but …
LAHE11RAISER
but it’s not it’s a teen series
LAHE11RAISER
no …
LAHE11RAISER
no you
You don’t have a …
You don’t have a problem with all the inconsistencies in the plot? Or the really utterly terrible writing?
Sorry, my bad, they were all “made up almost immidetly” so that’s okay. oh, except for the ones in the fourth book. and some in the third.
well you
well you
Nope, the second, …
Nope, the second, third and fourth books are crap too.
well those are some …
well those are some good points but really i think u should reconcider reading the other books.
i mean it was her first book cut the woman some slack
and the reason that so much of the book was about love was cuz ITS A F*CKING ROMANCE! SRSLY!
anyway all of the things u said were wrong r made up almost immidetly in the second book
You’re one of my …
You’re one of my favorite persons ever, officially. Only one thing, your voice’s volume was really ing low and it was hard to understand some parts, just so you know.
You win the …
You win the internet.
says u
says u
No… Cuz I …
No… Cuz I couldn’t hear it… and it was late, so I went to bed x3
Thank God! Fianlly …
Thank God! Fianlly someone else who has seen how much of an epic fail this monstrousity of a book has said the truth! This can’t even be considered as a book. It should be considered as a bunch of crap on paper that makes no sense whatsover that has it’s plot and focuse change every three paragraphs! I love this video! BEST THING ON YOUTUBE!!!!
I love you. And, …
I love you. And, apparently, everyone else does, too. XDDD
Much, MUCH love.
Much, MUCH love.
*bows* So true, you …
*bows* So true, you sir, have just won yourself an internet
Twilight Is A Peice …
Twilight Is A Peice Of Written By A Fat Chick While She Was On The ter Having Explosive Diarrhea From Eating Chicken
This IS the best …
This IS the best review of Twilight, dude. ED was right!
Did you?
Did you?
Ohhh….. This is …
Ohhh….. This is long… Should I watch it?